trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

(via possiblypensive)

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

(Source: funnynhilariousgif, via mardemuse)

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Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

(Source: funnynhilariousgif, via mardemuse)

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(via fake-mermaid)

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

(via oknope)

wearetheatomsmashers:

I’m honestly blown away by the notes on this.

(via badtexter)

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wearetheatomsmashers:

I’m honestly blown away by the notes on this.

(via badtexter)

(via kpolanco)

beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Delicious and easy breakfast egg muffins with layers of bacon and spinach…RECIPE

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beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Delicious and easy breakfast egg muffins with layers of bacon and spinach…RECIPE

DAY 24

Day 24 of Keto, with a total of 4 days of Carb Ups. 

Yeeee. :) 

theroyalnonsense:

darvinasafo:

#staywoke

this shit is worldwide. damn fam

(via camihealing)

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theroyalnonsense:

darvinasafo:

#staywoke

this shit is worldwide. damn fam

(via camihealing)

totallyfubar:

shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

(Source: 90s90s90s, via lulz-time)

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totallyfubar:

shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

(Source: 90s90s90s, via lulz-time)