bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

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WHAT I ALWAYS WANNA TELL MY ROOMMATE

if my jokes offend you:

  1. i’m sorry
  2. it won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. you’re a pussy

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bled:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

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bled:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

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dietcoketho:

me

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